homicidal---liu

send me a fruit c:

zonation:

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi- You’re pretty

Rasberry - You’re hot.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

up-beat-sociopath

up-beat-sociopath asked:

Hey there Hoodie. What's up~?

ask-thehooded answered:

"Oh you know, wondering how the fuck you people keep getting in my house. The usual."

up-beat-sociopath:

ask-thehooded:

up-beat-sociopath:

 

"…nope"

Hoody sighed in exasperation. “Fine. What’s your name?”

"My name is Toby." Toby smiled from cheek to cheek. "Ticci Toby for some"

"Oh." Hoody sighed. "You."

thekillerwithasmile

Ask me things about Hoody!

thekillerwithasmile:

ask-thehooded:

thekillerwithasmile:

ask-thehooded:

thekillerwithasmile:

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thekillerwithasmile:

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thekillerwithasmile:

ask-thehooded:

What’s something you do always wanted to know about the little shit?

HOODYYYYYY

JEFFFFFFFFF

hi

Sup

I replied while you were sleeping

I replied back when I woke up OuO

I must go look!

dO IT GO MY FRIEND ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS

I shall!!!!

Responded~

up-beat-sociopath

up-beat-sociopath asked:

Hey there Hoodie. What's up~?

ask-thehooded answered:

"Oh you know, wondering how the fuck you people keep getting in my house. The usual."

up-beat-sociopath:

ask-thehooded:

up-beat-sociopath:

"Chill pal~ It’s not like you lock your windows or something. Oh no, we are proxys that have magical powers. By the way…I might have to owe you a new window…"

Hoody narrowed his eyes. “Please get out of my house.”

"…nope"

Hoody sighed in exasperation. “Fine. What’s your name?”

jaeokayyy

jaeokayyy asked:

Another grim day went by in Jae’s life. It was late in the afternoon and she had nothing to do so ofcourse she went roaming in the forest. Everytime she went there she hoped to see one certain hooded little figure and she hoped that today would be lucky. She heard sticks snapping behind her every once in a while and her head would snap back with them, only to see nothing.. (starter thing xoxo)

ask-thehooded answered:

Hoody grinned playfully as he stalked Jae. She is so gonna get it, she won’t know what hit her! He climbed up a tree and swiftly hung on a branch in front of her face, sticking his arm out so her nose would run into his finger. “Boop!”

jaeokayyy:

ask-thehooded:

jaeokayyy:

ask-thehooded:

jaeokayyy:

ask-thehooded:

jaeokayyy:

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jaeokayyy:

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jaeokayyy:

Jae was studying the ground and where she was stepping when her nose was touched unexpectedly. She looked up and gasped. “Hoody!” A smile was on her face for the first time in a very long time.

Hoody’s upside down face grinned back at her. “How are ya? Long time no see.”

Jae was speechless, her grin said it all. Tears filled her eyes. “I’ve missed you so much. It’s been miserable, Hoody.” She croaked. 

His face fell, and he climbed down from the tree to hold Jae in a hug. “What happened? Are you alright?” He noticed she was far from her usual cheery self.

Shaking her head, Jae buried her face in Hoody’s shoulder. “Life went on, things happened.” Her voice was muffled thanks to his hoody.

Hoody sighed and petted her hair. “Life’s a bitch, isn’t it? It screws us over just for the fun of it…”

She nodded, pulling herself away from the man and wiping her tears. “But I found you. Where have you been?” She sniffed.

"You did. Which is the biggest luck you’ll ever get. Do you realize how big this forest is? The only way you’d find me again is if I’m looking for you."

"We used to go to either my house or yours. I look there for you quite a bit, but with no luck." Jae explained. She stepped forward again and gave him a hug. "I miiiiised you.."

Hoody huffed. “I’ve had to stay in the forest a lot recently. I missed you too.” He squeezed Jae in a hug.

She looked up at him. “How come? Mr. Bossy Mc BossBitch trying to make you do things here in the forest?” She giggled. “Wow I haven’t given Slender a nickname in a while.”

He tried to stifle his laughter while shushing her as well. “You really shouldn’t make fun of him here, dickwad.”

"You act like I haven’t done it before." She gave a mischievous smile. "Hear that, gaywad?" She yelled into the sky.

A sharp static noise resonated through the forest in response, ending quickly. “He must be used to you by now…”

Jae smirked. “See what I mean? And yeah. I’ve only been visiting this forest and making him mad with my own words since like age 13.”

Hoody was shocked. “How are you not dead!”

up-beat-sociopath

up-beat-sociopath asked:

Hey there Hoodie. What's up~?

ask-thehooded answered:

"Oh you know, wondering how the fuck you people keep getting in my house. The usual."

up-beat-sociopath:

"Chill pal~ It’s not like you lock your windows or something. Oh no, we are proxys that have magical powers. By the way…I might have to owe you a new window…"

Hoody narrowed his eyes. “Please get out of my house.”